Saving the world one discounted yogurt at a time

I try not to watch too much television. I have a bad habit of becoming caught up in the programs. Basically, every time I start to watch a new television series I let the series take over my life. Last night I watched Extreme Couponing. Now, all I want to do is plan shopping trips and have a stock hold of below retail priced foodstuffs to last through a nuclear winter. But I don’t really have anywhere to store a hundred roles of paper towels right now. Therefore, I have synthesized a brilliant plan which will allow me to practice in my newest obsession and help the world. I am going to extreme coupon for a food bank. That is totally plausible. I don’t see why I shouldn’t be hired immediately. I am prepared to edit my resume to show my money saving abilities. With a few years of practicing and checkout conquering, I am sure my economy enterprising will earn me a bid for sainthood at the very least. I think as far as my useless skills list is concerned, this one will be a crowning addition.