Coach Sassy

In less than three months I’m joining the throngs of unemployed college graduates. I’ve narrowed down my potential career options to two strong contenders: baby beauty pageant coach or stage mother. Either way, I plan on taking some little girl’s non-existent dream and making that dream become a reality.  I don’t have any experience with making dreams come true but every since I saw that movie Life is Beautiful I’ve realized my own ability to turn any situation into a game. Sure some people don’t think of baby beauty pageant as concentration camps or of stage mothers as Nazis, but I know I can prevent the lifelong physiological damage the life of a becoming a princess can cause. I have confidence that I could put fake eyelashes on a two year while maintaining her dream of being perfect. Which ever job I chose, I’m sure I will put my degree to good use. And maybe if my parents had put more time into my career when I was a child I wouldn’t be having this problem.