When I started college, I had this five year plan were instead of working hard and struggling to find a job I would just make the perfect audition tape for the Real World. I think I have a good angle: 22 year old from a small town in the middle of nowhere recently graduated from a small Catholic college of about 1,000 students looking to finally be free. But I haven’t made an audition tape. I haven't written a resume. I haven’t done anything productive in relation to the real world. What have I done over the past couple of days in my free time which I had designated towards planning a future?
Planned a party for a cat
Watched my best friend sort sequins
Memorized “ooh aah just a little bit” so I can perform it at a bad poetry party
I’m sure I’m not the only one wasting the last year of college. I have no motivation. If I graduate I have to start living. If I don’t show up to classes and fail, I get another year to think about the real world. Basically, it’s a no-win situation. I’m not terribly worried though, I mean there is that chance I could die. Then the school might name a building after me!
I hope the sequin-sorter was me. It would be kind of sad if two of your friends were that boring.
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