3.5.11

Can't rent fish forks in Kentucky

During my sophomore year I was rewarded a scholarship that came with a snazzy blazer and the title of presidential scholar. Tomorrow is my last event as a presidential scholar. That means I’ll be turning in my blazer tomorrow. I know that I would never wear my navy blue blazer anyway, but I will miss it. But losing my jacket isn’t the worse part of the last event. The event is a fancy dinner party with the president of the university and dean of students. That’s not a big deal, considering I’ve been text messaging the both of them for years, but the big deal is that this dinner is supposed to train the scholars on how to conduct themselves at a fancy dinner. I can’t wait to learn which forks to use, but I feel like someone should have taught me these things a couple of years ago. Let’s face it, now that I’m graduating what are the chances that I’ll be dining with dignitaries? Sure even as a scholar I didn’t go to fancy dinners, but my chances will definitely decrease after graduation.    

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