Driving to Atlanta today I went through some options for what to do if I don’t get the job I’m interviewing for on Saturday. My favorite option, excluding of course the impossible dinosaur related options, was extreme karaoke-ist. Unlike most plain old karaoke stars, I will have a real band accompanying me. We’ll go on world wide tours and have a large fan base. Basically, we’ll be like a real band but instead of worrying about writing our own songs or finding a manager to buy songs for us we’ll just play other people’s music. Other famous people’s famous music. And we won’t play very well. We won’t have to because its karaoke. What I’m saying is I want to be paid to spend every night in bars while I attempt, and fail, to sing well. This sounded more viable while I was driving down the interstate blaring my music. Let’s hope I get a real job soon; leaving me to my own devises will probably be bad for the world.
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